Archive for December, 2011

It’s because I made that joke about the bail money, isn’t it?

December 31, 2011

It’s been an interesting week. It always is with Kim here, but…well, just wait. This is one we’re going to bring up on all future trips as a, “Hey, remember that time…?” And as I’m sure Kim will point out, it’s all because of me and the mocking.

Isn’t it always?

This time, the mocking happened as I was trying to distract myself from the lung-squeezing Plague: Surprise Bonus Round. My chiropractor is also licensed in family medicine, and so while I was there on Wednesday begging him for some drugs to clear up The Plague:Bonus Round so my sister and I could enjoy my visit (and so I could maybe not kill SheWhoIsAllergicToAllMedications), everyone was giving me a hard time. Now, folks, I am one of those people who enjoys being teased. I think that if you take the time to tease me – and I reciprocate the jolly good fun – it means you must really like me because otherwise WHY BOTHER? Right? Right! So I teased my new medical friends right back that they had to fix me because this Plague was all that was standing between me and my sister, a whole bunch of fun, and the need for bail money. (You know – from all the fun.) Quite the hilarious person am I.

Flash forward a few days. No, wait – not even a few days. Twenty-four hours. WE DIDN’T EVEN MAKE IT AN ENTIRE DAY BEFORE DISASTER STRUCK. Stupid mocking. Kim and I are driving back from a delicious meal of Irish Nachoes and were headed to the grocery store when our youngest sister called to say Kim’s car had been repossessed. Exactly! I heard Rhi being all “Blaaaah!” to me as she blurted it out, but knowing how on top of things Kim is, I was all, “Oh. Hunh,” and passed the phone to Kim like it was no big deal. Because – really! There was NO possible way this wasn’t just all jacked up and wrong.

Two hours of phone calls, mild freaking out, fact-checking, and gnashing of teeth later, Kim confirmed that yes, Chase had just simply entered the wrong data into her loan account. They were all “whoopsie!” about it. But still – Kim is in Tejas for three weeks. Allllllllll of her records and account information, insurance info,  and, you know, her accidentally repossessed car were in Connecticut. Which, eventually, we all sorted out because we’re awesome like that. But still!

Leave it to us. Leave it to us to have this sort of monumental disaster since the temps are in the 70s and we’re not getting snowed in, or having flights delayed, or luggage lost or any of that sort of fun. Even so – I don’t expect to give up the mocking any time soon.

In case you were wondering…

December 28, 2011

If, say, perhaps you woke up one morning and walked into the living room and found that no, you hadn’t just spilled that wine on your shirt like you thought, that you had actually spilled wine all over the beige carpet, too, DON’T PANIC.

Even if it was red wine.

Quite a bit of red wine.

Even if it was red wine, quite a bit of red wine, that had dried overnight on said beige carpet. (Heh…I typed “sad” instead of “said” carpet just then and I have to agree: it did look rather sad. I might have even wept a little, it was so sad.)

Instead of panicking (or maybe after panicking; I suppose it would still work), what you want to do is take some hydrogen peroxide and apply directly to the stain. Make sure you cover the entire stain, which I think is a pretty obvious instruction, but meh – if you’re panicking, you might need the reminder. Then apply baking soda (not powder – soda) on top of the hydrogen peroxide. Let the magic goop sit for 2-3 minutes and then use paper towels to scoop the powdery goop up and another to blot the very wet, but very un-purpley carpet.

See? Un-purpley! Unstained! IN MINUTES! Without lugging out the carpet cleaner. What can I say: I’m magical. And your future clumsy self is very welcome. Not that I would know anything about that. Ahem.

Christmas, Casa de Katie-style.

December 26, 2011

Merry Christmas, everyone! It was a (mostly) lovely here at Casa de Katie, and I hope it was wherever you were celebrating, as well.

[Yes, that's me, glossing over the fact that I've been missing from my own blog for well over a week, vacationing, plague-ing, and working on my insanely fun research project like I don't have any other responsibilities in the world. Including a blog. So sorry.]

Yes, Christmas was mostly fun because I was busy trying not to be fully consumed by round two (three? four?) of this Plague. Thankfully, my lovely little girls stopped bickering just long enough for me to nap on Christmas Eve and run around charged at only 70% the rest of the time. God, I love when children are in that stage where they still believe in magic and OHMYGODCanweopenpresentsnow! but are at the same time old enough to understand that it’s in their best interests to be on their best behavior so mom’s head doesn’t pop off. Trust me – in my state, that would have been very gooey.

But that’s not what you want to hear about in a Christmas post! Noooooo! So let’s talk instead about what I loved. I loved that I found out this year that Bee is genetically coded to make PERFECT drop cookies and rounded (you know – when you roll the cookie dough into a ball?) cookies. To specific size, even. I just had to show her how big once, and the kid could do it. She’s FIVE, people! My kid who can’t sit still for more than five minutes at a time is now my secret weapon in cookie-making. Even Gracie who hates to be bested at anything readily admitted that Bee was cookie-baking awesomeness. So I loved that we spent two hours in the morning making chocolate peppermint cookies and peanut butter kiss cookies….(wait for it)….without arguing once.

I loved that my said five-year-old also melted my heart this Christmas. The girls were busy doing their thing most of the morning. Playing camping and pretending to be dogs (feeding the girls dry cereal and water out of “dog” bowls on the floor? Easiest. Lunch. Ever.) and then making crafts on their own. And at some point in the middle of all that – perhaps while I was napping – Bee had wrapped up some trinkets. In some of her crazy, patterned socks, but still. She told me they were for me because she was worried I wouldn’t have enough presents under the tree because I only had one present from the girls and they had quite a few from me. (We unwrap family gifts on Christmas Eve.) Isn’t that the sweetest thing? The gifts were just baubles: a necklace, some used chapstick, and some Little Pet Shop pieces, but my heart couldn’t have melted any more. At least, not until Gracie opened an extra present Bee had slipped under the tree – an index card on which Bee had laboriously written in colorful marker, “To Gracie,” with an arrow point on the other side. When Gracie flipped it over, Bee – my child who just learned to read and who could spell even fewer words – had written “L O V E.” She gave her sister love. Now that makes a mama proud. It might be 20% kiss-ass, and they will go back to arguing at the littlest thing, but that 80% of True Christmas Spirit – that is something I will remember and hold on to when CrazyBee is trying my patience.

I loved that of all the gifts the girls received Christmas Eve – an enormous Barbie set from my aunt and uncle that made their eyes bug out of their heads, clothes, CDs, boots, and a wii game from me, and Perfection from their Great-Gram – what they played with the most on Christmas Eve while they were waiting for bedtime was the gifts they bought for each other. Gracie bought Bee a beauty-shop chair for her American Girl/Our Generation dolls, and Bee bought Gracie a horse for her American Girl (etc.) dolls. They played with them for a full hour, sharing dolls back and forth from the stable to the beauty shop. I might have encouraged Bee and Gracie on their final decision, but mostly the girls chose those particular gifts because each had been so vocal about how much they wanted that for Christmas and visited it each time we toured the toy aisles at Target. I love that my girls know each other so well.

And then there was Christmas itself. I loved that the girls were thankful for everything they got, from socks and bandaids to spygear and Polly Pockets. We had rehearsed being appreciative of gifts mostly for when they weren’t at home, and it made my heart happy that they learned the lesson so quickly and easily. Even Santa remarked in his letter that he had rarely seen children with better manners in all his travels. Judging by how my girls glowed when I read that out loud, I think they were rather proud of themselves, too. I loved how Gracie’s eyes lit up over her two new pairs of dress shoes and finally, finally!, a pair of funky purple Converse tie-sneakers that she’s been begging for. I loved how Bee glowed over receiving chapterbooks of her very own and once declared that they had too many things to open and we should give the rest to kids who don’t have any. I loved how hilarious the girls found it that Santa didn’t wrap my new tea kettle and my new sauce pan – or either of the new nerf guns that were on top of the gift pile. (Hey – Santa almost got caught once, there was no way he was wrapping last minute presents!)

But my very favorite part (okay, aside from Bee’s heart-melting presents), was when the girls opened their “big” gifts from Santa that he always leaves in the front room. Gracie nearly pierced my eardrums with her shrieks over her (very on sale) telescope. Bee opened her bag, tossed out the tissue paper and asked, “Nothing?” She swallowed most of her exuberance once she found her very. own. ipod shuffle – at least until she asked if she could listen to it at night when she’s in bed, like Gracie does with hers. Apparently she had worked out in her head that Santa might have trumped Mom’s rule of No Ipods Until You’re Seven-Years-Old, but she was afraid Mom still made the rules about when they could be used. Once I answered, “Of course!” that kid could have lit the city with her smiles. And never was she separated from her ipod again. I was afraid that Gracie would feel a little slighted; I thought the ipod was a better gift and I was afraid she would, too. But as Bee sand aloud to the songs Santa had magically loaded onto her ipod – and sang really, quite badly I might add – Gracie kept catching my eye and laughing behind Bee’s back. She thought it was hilarious. As did I. I loved that, too.

Yes, it was a very lovely, magical Christmas here at Casa de Katie. Even though I had the Plague. Even though the girls were constantly having nerf wars down the hallway, ducking behind walls and couches to avoid enemy fire and that I somehow kept walking into (perhaps because it gave them the giggles). Even though Gracie almost blew out half my forehead while sending me a secret-message dart from her spygear watch. Even though my family room looked like a cyclone had blown through. And even though I missed them terribly after I dropped the girls off at their dad’s, despite (or because of) the blessed, blessed quiet. It was the most wonderful, most magical Christmas yet.

Only 364 sleeps until the next one. Who wants to make a paper chain to count down?

It’s probably a blessing I always forget this week is like this.

December 16, 2011

I must say – I’ve been pretty good about managing the Christmas Craziness this year. When nights are too hectic at Casa de Katie, I don’t try to force the Family Advent activity down everyone’s throat; I just accept that everyone would be happier (and I would be far less anxious) if we just “made it up” some other night. I haven’t scheduled too many deviations from our schedule. I’ve remembered that we are all better off without too much Christmas Craziness. It’s been blissful.

Except.

I forgot what a nightmare the last week of school can be. There are teacher gifts to make, cookies to bake, plates of goodies to assemble, last-minute snack assignments for holiday parties, last-minute gifts to buy for last-minute gift swaps… And let’s not forget last-minute projects to finish because Mama hoarded two weeks of vacation time, oh yeah!

So this week has been Quite Hectic. Monday we baked peppermint kiss sugar cookies – and I made the sweet discovery that Bee is better at cookie rolling than I am. Excellent! We made chocolate chip cookies, too. Tuesday night I made two pans of fudge to cool in the fridge. Wednesday we made cuppacakes for Gracie’s school party. (Bee came home with a note that said her teacher was providing a hot dog lunch and snacks for the kids; in lieu of food, each child was asked to bring $2. I sent $5 – do you think that conveys to the teacher how much I wanted to make-out with her for such a brilliant idea?) Thursday – wait, crap, was that just last night?! – we made Rice Krispie squares and then took our loot from the week and assembled goodie packages.

Yeah, it’s kinda crazy, but we have a lot of people to thank. There’s one for each teacher, one for Gracie’s English/Social Studies teacher from last year who I’m sucking up to so she’ll request Bee for next year, one for the librarian Gracie works with, one for the nurse because she and Gracie see each other so often, and one for the admins in the office. Now if only there was a way to leave a plate of goodies as a sacrifice to parking lot spaces…

I wish I could say the worst was behind us – and I’m not just talking about having to getting to help with the school Christmas parties later today. A busy week is behind us but a busier weekend waits. Tonight we have to make some more cookie dough to chill overnight, tomorrow morning I have to drop Gracie at her friend’s house for a birthday party, take Bee Christmas shopping, then I have to pick Gracie up from the party (45 minutes away, at a boutique), and rush to Stepmom’s house where we’ll have our annual Christmas cookie bake-a-thon with all the girl cousins, aunts, and Grandma. Then on Sunday the girls are in a concert at church, so I’ll get to go see how well they sing (and prevent Bee from carrying out her fondest wish: rigging a string to swing from the ceiling. No, she has not seen Sister Act. Apparently mischief is genetically coded in that one.)

Busy, busy, busy! But if I can just get through Sunday, we’ll be thatmuchcloser! to Christmas, and then THATMUCHCLOSER! to when Kim comes to visit! And who wouldn’t want to be a few crazy days closer to all of that?!

Casa de Katie’s Gratitude List, 2011 edition.

December 14, 2011

Last night’s Family Advent activity was to write a gratitude list. When Gracie read the paper out loud, Bee sorta groaned and complained that she didn’t want to do that. “Okay,” I said: because, really, forcing someone to feel grateful isn’t really the point, is it? Plus, it was late, I had already made two pans of fudge to go in the teachers’ tins for Friday and I was tired. I wasn’t really feeling the forced family fun; who cared if we skipped an event? The Holiday Police? Exactly.

Instead we read some Christmas stories, including our new book for this year: Llama Llama Holiday Drama (yes, I was feeling rather thematic). When we were finished and I had suggested crawling into bed, Bee was suddenly interested in making this Gratitude List of which she had previously snubbed her nose. So we did.

Gratitude List, 2011

  • I’m thank-you for that we all put up the Christmas tree and I put up the angel on top. ~ Bee.
  • I’m thankful for God and our food. ~Gracie
  • I’m thankful that we are all healthy. ~Mom
    (Bee: But you have to take medicine!
    Me: But we’re not getting into car accidents or staying in the hospital.)
  • I’m thank-you that we baked cookies! ~Bee
  • I’m thankful for our family! ~Gracie
  • I’m thankful that we all like to read and learn new things. ~Mom
  • I’m thank-you that we have a safe home. ~Bee
    (Gracie: Or else we would be out in the street with cardboard boxes and we would only have pillows and blankets and eat garbage.)
  • I’m thankful for our school, or else we would not learn and not know stuff like multiplication. And math and science. ~Gracie
  • I’m thankful that even though we sometimes lose our tempers, we still know how to laugh together. ~Mom
  • I’m thank-you that we have a beautiful tree! ~Bee
  • I’m thankful for clothes and animals and life and plants and presents. ~Gracie
    (Gracie: Did you write all that? WRITE ALL THAT!
    Me: I did!
    Gracie: You didn’t write “and Christmas. WRITE IT!
    Me: Okay!)
  • I’m thankful that we stop and count our blessings from time to time. ~Mom
    (Bee: I don’t!
    Me: You just did!
    Bee: Oh.)

So there you have it, folks. Who couldn’t be thankful for all that??

When Advent gifts go hilariously wrong…

December 13, 2011

You’re gonna love this.

So, Auntie Kim and Auntie Rhi gifted their nieces some of their old American Girl outfits (as they had previously done with their dolls). My instructions were to let the girls open them before Christmas so they could pretend they were fancy Christmas outfits. There was a nice dress set, a coat and hat, and shoes for each of the dolls. They were nicely wrapped in fancy schmancy American Girl garments bags and hung on hangers. I believe it was Auntie Rhi’s idea that I use them for part of my Family Advent Calendar.

Well, the girls opened them last night, after getting in late from a weekend with their Dad. We still owe Auntie Kim and Auntie Rhi a phone call, but I had to share this photo:

Apparently Felicity is a beaten woman who has escaped the clutches of some horrible, horrible person – naked, save for her expensive coat? (Hey! She’s YA-YA!) And Kit is playing her well-to-do benefactress who has rescued her. Clearly that is the only explanation. Ahem.

The girls say “Thank you!” for the presents, sisters o’ mine, and I say thank you for all the quiet time and lovely, imaginative stories I hear acted out!

Kids act out the darndest things.

December 9, 2011

This has been one of the those weeks for the ages. First I was down for the count with The Plague: Revisited. Then I we lost my our battle with my our tempers and we had an awfully good rendition of Celebrity Screamfest all up in here. Then there was our Close Encounter with the Santa Question. And then there was that little time the other night in which my childrens almost made me snortlaugh hot glue.

It was while I was in the middle of The Christmas Tree Made of Glass Ball Ornaments That Wasn’t – really, it was a horror and I promise you pics – but before The Santa Question. Really, it was a very interesting evening. The kids were off playing pretend with their dolls and I was bent over the ornaments trying to bend them to my will with the help o’ my good friend Hot Glue Gun. I was half listening to the girls’ play for there is nothing more amusing and I had sorted out that they were playing Dr. Quinn. I had determined this really because of this lovely little exchange:

Gracie staggers onto the kitchen floor, with a leg wound? of some kind.
Gracie:
Dr Quin! Quick! My leg is cut open! You can see my bone! A bear did it. I need you to help me!!!!
Bee, who happens to be jiggling a baby on her hip: I’m sorry, you’ll have to wait until the baby falls asleep.

That is one tough doctor. Too bad there isn’t another around with terms like that.

Later the girls must have decided that the baby hadn’t been born yet after all. How do I know, because I was once again bent over those ornaments, tediously applying hot glue to very slippery, non-porous surfaces and holding those stupid ornaments in place without schmearing anything when I heard:

Gracie: Push! Push!
Me, thinking: That’s odd…that sounds like…
Gracie: The baby is almost here! Puuuuush!

I whipped my head around and there’s Bee, on the ground, braced like she’s, well, pushing out a baby, and she has a lap blanket draped across her from the legs down. And, hey! Whaddya know! There’s Gracie taking a baby out from under the blanket! At least the baby was fully clothed – not sure how much more realism I could have taken just then! I asked the girls where on earth they had learned about such things and Gracie immediately piped up, pleased as punch, with “On Dr. Quinn!” Sigh. Yes, yes they had. I told the girls that having babies was a very natural part of life and I didn’t mind them playing like that at our house, but it was also a very private thing that parents want to teach to their own children when they were ready, so they shouldn’t play that with other children. And then I sent them back on their way.

Only my children would act out a natural birth scene and somehow I feel like it would only happen this week. Oh well. At least I handled it better than That Santa Thing!

Llama llama Santa Claus Drama!

December 8, 2011

You guys! You guys, seriously – it’s time to PANIC! Last night the girls and I had abandoned our Family Advent Activity (Holiday Tip: heavy doses of cough medication and albuterol do not mix well with perfectly straight Christmas crafts, but that’s another story) and were instead reading Christmas stories. We had made it through last year’s new book, Santa’s Eleven Months Off and were nearly through an annual favorite, The Jolly Christmas Postman  when my crack-addict seven-year-old piped up RANDOMLY with…

“Mom, is Santa real?”

ALERT, ALERT! I started panicking. I tried to keep my eyes from widening – not, so much to keep my eyeballs from falling out of my head in sheer parental terror as it was to keep my super-sneaky, lie-detecting child from realizing I was trying to assess the future happiness of our very family RIGHT THERE ON THE SPOT. I mean, WTH, child? Didn’t I always love you and clothe you and give you the bestest snacks ever in your lunchbox? Wasn’t I always so incredibly cool by not punishing you when you continuously came home from daycare with Crayola marker tattoos with which you let your friend decorate you? I have never made you buy your own clothes or pay for your share of the groceries and mortgage so WHY WERE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!?!

Crap. Wait. The question. She was still waiting! How long had I been thinking about all that? FOCUS! ANSWER! And, you know, no pressure that her 5-year-old sister – with at least two years of believability still in her – is sitting right there, hanging on to every word. Right. “Of course, Santa is real!” Good, yes, just the right amount of casual and censure in your voice. I answered quickly, but not too quickly. (Note to self: ease up on watching all those Lie to Me episodes, mkay?) Gracie looked happy. Was she happy? She looked happy. HA HA! CRISIS AVERTED! I so rule at this parenting thing! And I feel ZERO guilt if that’s all it took! I mean, she couldn’t really be asking if it was just that one eensy question!

Of course that’s when Gracie struck again. “But some kids say that Santa isn’t real and it’s the parents who put them out. Parents get up in the middle of the night and go to the store and buy presents for their kids.” Oh. heck. CRAP! She nailed it! She had the who what when where hows and only god knows why we set ourselves up for this. What do I do WHAT DO I DO?! I mean, where’s Logan Mankins* – can’t he come get my back on his off days? Who the heck let that Gracie out into the world? Who thought seven-year-olds should be allowed to mingle? And WHO TOLD MY CHILD?! I have never in my life been more in favor of home schooling. But WHAT DO I DO?!

You guys – I panicked. Um, obviously. Heh. So I did it. I did it before I could even form a conscious plan to do so. (Do you feel me glaring at you, Logan Mankins?) I lied. YES, I admit it! I lied to my children! I was faced with an opportunity to just take Gracie aside and let her in on the big secret. She didn’t even look like she would be devastated. Certainly not nearly as traumatized as me – now OR when I found out The Big Secret. But…but…but… there are only fifteen days left until frickin’ Christmas! She couldn’ta waited sixteen days?! I mean, REALLY! It’s practically her fault! And her sister was sitting RIGHT THERE! What was I supposed to do – lose everything bright and shiny and effing redemptive about this backbreaking, thankless job in one moment?! NO WAY, JOSE. You can’t steal my Christmas like that! And did I mention Bee was right there? Surely I can squeeze a little altruism outta her, right? And so…

“Gracie, how could I get that all done in one night? And what about everyone else? How would the families with no money get anything if there wasn’t Santa?” Yeah, totally donating my guilty conscience away at ChristmasCrazy today. But don’t worry! My daughter had an answer for me just like she does for everything! “You could use your magic and…steal,” she said, clearly looking for a reaction. It was obvious even she didn’t think that was plausible.

“Gracie,” I calmly responded, with a slight tone of areyoucrazy? “Only Santa has magic. People – including moms – don’t have magic. No matter how many times I say I do.”

And that was that.

Well SHOOT. She coulda just hurried up that decision to fricking believe me BEFORE my 87 heart attacks! Gracie went right back to believing and we finished the story and talking about the one time I saw Rudolph’s nose flying through the sky on Christmas Eve (dear airplanes: your red wing lights scare the crap out of children everywhere one night a year. You know this, right?), and Gracie was right there with me the whole time. Her eyes were full of light, she was contributing to the stories and what ifs and hoping and wishing and all over magic.

When I was debriefing the Ex on the phone later, partly to give him a heads up and partly to make sure we synced our stories, he suggested that Gracie was just letting me think she believed. Uh uh no way – although, really I think I’d be okay with that. But REALLY, she’s NOT. And you know how I know? Because Gracie is the worst liar in the whole history of liardom. Seriously. She overacts and tries to make up ridiculous coverup stories. It’s been well-documented in the blog. This is not me being my usual self-delusional. (Kim, quit giving me that look. I’M NOT!). Gracie is not that good an actress. The only other possibility – and I think this is really what is going on – is that she wants to believe. (Awwww - my baby Muldered herself!) She isn’t trying to make MAMA believe so much as she is convincing herself that her really nice, awesome, gorgeously pretty mama would never LIE TO HER LIKE THAT.

Ohmygod.

What am I gonna do????

 

*Logan Mankins is the New England Patriots left guard. His job is to protect Tom Brady’s blind side. And also to keep my baby from sucker punching ME, a job at which he failed spectacularly this week. HMMPH.

Being sick ruins everything.

December 7, 2011

The good thing is, I’m back amongst the living! Well, sort of. I guess you could say whereas all weekend (and Monday) I was mostly dead, somewhere yesterday I took a turn and am now mostly alive.

A’course, the bad thing is that means I am also back at ThePlaceIReallyDon’tWannaDiscuss. You know, digging through my inbox and trying to figure out the damage of running away for a few days. Fingers crossed!

But! The good thing is also that since I decided to stay home an extra day yesterday, I had time on my hands – and zero energy to go with it – so I decided to make BurghBaby’s Caramel Apple Pie. Because she lurves me, BurghBaby posted this fab no-energy-required recipe right before I got sick. Isn’t she awesome? Really, you should go see for yourselves. Basically, you just take a can of sweetened condensed milk (which I always have, because every blessed year I forget that my fudge calls for evaporated milk and buy sweetened condensed instead), let the can heat in a crockpot of water for eight hours – say, while you’re lying on the couch, dying – then pour it over some apples in a graham cracker pie shell. I told  you she’s a genius! And because I am one of her evil, evil cohorts, I thought to put a layer of nutella on the bottom of the pie shell. That’s pretty much when I figured out I was on the mend. Heh.

Unfortunately, the bad thing is that because being sick ruins everything, my temper was short and my children are rotten and so when they would not stop arguing and failed to listen to what their mama was saying for the umpteenth time in a row last night, I screamed that NO ONE was getting PIE!! Sadcakes. Normally mama is excused from such edicts, but I was so upset with myself for losing my temper – again – that I slid that pie back in the fridge uneaten. I just might have cried more than the kids over that one.

The other good thing that happened this weekend while I was busy acting like a mostly-dead sloth was that I finished not one, but TWO books. I polished off Silence of the Lambs which may or may not have been the reason I didn’t eat much the past two days. I also finished Erin Morgenstern’s The Night Circus that my friend made me read. I hated the book for the first half, fell madly in love with it during the third quarter when everything started happening, and then Cursed. Loudly. At work. Because my lunch hour ran out when I had only 40 pages left to read.

But then the plague descended and while I eventually mustered the energy to finish it, I didn’t care much about the ending. Now I’m not sure whether it was because I was all plague-y, or whether it was because the ending was rather anti-climatic. Somebody out there (Kim? Leandra? FireMom?) read it and tell me which it is. I invested too damn much in that book to just let it go.

Blerg. I am so flippin’ happy to be on the downhill slide of this crappy cold. Maybe now my life will just even out for a few days so I can catch my breath. Yes, I know. You’re all very funny, laughing at my hopes like that. Just send me some peace and quiet, and maybe a box o’ tissues, mkay?

I’m not even going to ask.

December 5, 2011

This is what I found in the front room after the childrens had been quietly playing while I died of The Plague: Revisited in the other room:


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