This is from last week, when we were snowbound and rules were lax.
Bee: Can I please have some cookies?
Me: Sure.
I got her three cookies, sat her at the table, and then…
Bee: Can I please have four cookies?
Me: Mayyyyybe. You didn’t eat your lunch.
Bee (without missing a beat): Well, mayyyyyybe I love you.
And THAT is why I didn’t kill my children last week. They’re too dang cute, wielding their little swords of facetiousness like that.
Tags: children, Quote of the day, quotes
February 8, 2011 at 12:25 pm |
Mmmmmm four cookies :0P
February 8, 2011 at 1:10 pm |
You have one smart little girl.
February 8, 2011 at 2:42 pm |
Damn kids know just how to keep us from turning violent.
February 8, 2011 at 2:49 pm |
So… she is your kid!! (I’m thinking the nut hasn’t fallen far from the tree!)
February 8, 2011 at 3:09 pm |
@Mrs. E – I can personally vouch for that tree
It was just the cutest thing…and Bee knew it!
June 29, 2011 at 7:13 pm |
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