Why you should never look up the lyrics to your favorite song.

Especially when you are having a bad week, take my advice – DO NOT look up the lyrics to your favorite song.

You will only be discouraged when you find out “Lisztomania” does not contain the lyric, “To the left, to the left, to the left, chocolate, to the left, to the left, to…” But instead says, “Do let, do let, do let, jugulate, do let, do let, do.”

It also does not actually contain my favorite line, “Like a rhine, like a rhino / Not easily offended.” Oh no. It’s really, “Like a riot, like a riot, oh!”

Really, what sense does that make?! Oh, Phoenix. What fun you missed out on.

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11 Responses to “Why you should never look up the lyrics to your favorite song.”

  1. Madame Queen Says:

    LOL! I do prefer yours, I think. My little cousin used to think that the line “Der Kommisar’s in town” from that old 80s song said “hold that sausage down.” I think I prefer his too.

  2. Kathy Says:

    Why?? Why did you have to ruin the song lyrics I had in my head. I didn’t have the chocoloate line, but definitely the rhino. I am CRACKING UP over here.

  3. Kim Says:

    see now this is the problem when you get used to crazy contexts – the contextual possibilities for interpretation just open soooo wide!

  4. bluzdude Says:

    Another reason not to look up the lyrics…

    The rest of us love to laugh at you when you go around singing the wrong ones!

  5. Crisanna Says:

    All this music talk has me hankering to hear that “like a cheesestick” song…

  6. Kim Says:

    @Crisanna: Bee hears cheese, her mother hears chocolate…apple/tree.

  7. Gayle Says:

    Another thing I’ve found ruins some songs for me is when I’ve never seen the band/singer and then I check out the video on Youtube and they look totally different from what they looked like in my head. They’re always not as good looking as I pictured them. heehee!

  8. Agent torklepants Says:

    You also origiNally thought listomania was a killers song lol.

  9. Mrs. E Says:

    My favorite thing– screwed up song lyrics. That is a whole blog post in itself! You make me smile!

  10. margie Says:

    have you considered a hearing aid? lol.

  11. burghbaby Says:

    OK, now I think you need to recite all of the lyrics to every song you know just because apparently you will entertain me greatly with your misquotes.

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