I had just finished helping Bee change into her play clothes. She was trying to walk out of the room and somehow stepped on her stuffed unicorn – the only thing on the floor, by the way.
Me: Don’t step on your toys, Bee! You might fall down (like you just did) and you might get hurt.
Bee: Oops! I stepped on the unicorn!
Me [hoping for a teaching moment]: Yep. What do you say to your unicorn?
Bee: You have a fat butt!
You’re welcome.
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Tags: humor, parenting, pre-schoolers, Quote of the day
August 29, 2010 at 6:14 pm |
HAHAHAHA. That’s the Bee we know and love!
August 29, 2010 at 6:55 pm |
I LOVE quote of the day!
August 29, 2010 at 7:25 pm |
That is too funny! Johnny (the husband) and I both laughed, and we can totally see our 6 year old daughter doing something like that too lol.
August 30, 2010 at 5:27 am |
Oh me. I wish I could be that honest all the time.
August 30, 2010 at 10:53 pm |
guess what my new response is when i accidently bump into someone? =] shes too cute!
September 1, 2010 at 12:46 pm |
Hahahaha! I love that!